Ahmadinejad you do not have knowledge of humanity by Mehdi Saharkhiz

Translated by Sheida Jahanbin
Edited by Saeed Jabbar

Note: This piece is satire.

Hello Doctor.
In these days of happiness,peace and victory I want to talk about a set of facts about how the enemies make a mockery of them selves through their lies.

Ahmadinejad you are a symbol of honest and truth. Your election 4 years ago proved this.

Ahmadinejad the day that Mohammad Jlayipoor was arressted in the airport he wanted our Nation Documents to sell to aliens and enemies. Yes this is all true and the rumor that he is in the progress of finishing his studies is false.

Ahmadinejad after the election Saeed Hajarian stood on a high platform and let the people know of the Velvet and Colorful Revolution. All of his illness were treated over night by enemies and foreign money.

Those who claim you arrested him because he had know proof he was illnesses,then transfered him to a hospital to be abused are lying. He is more healthy than all of us.

Ahmadinejad, it is a rumor and lie that Mousavi was the Prime Minister in times of war and economic decline. All the films are false that prove this. Mr.Khamenii only talks about his dark side. Ahmadinejad he is America’s friend and they are documents that prove that he receives cheques from Zionist Banks.

Amadinejad ,Khatami is anti Iranian. He was a fake president for 8 years and made our foreign policies worse with the world. All of Khatami’s partners like  Abtahi are anti-revolutionary.

Ahmadinejad it is false that your friends attacked and killed the innocent students of the demonstrations(kooye daneshgah) on 18 tir of 1379 (July 1999 student protests).

After 10 years they we found out that CIA and MI5 agents attacked the students. Their only purpose was to use their arrogance to advance their objectives.

Ahmadinejad it is not true that my father did not participate  in demonstrations and  was arrested in the North of Iran for his commitment to writing.

Ahmadinejad it is not true that my father and his friends are interrogated in prison.I am sure they are in a five star hotel and we do not want to contact them to disturb their peace there.

Ahmadinejad these days Holloywood produce such high quality movies that they staged Neda’s death and shared it on youtube to win an Oscar.

Ahmadinejad you are unaware that our smart brothers and sisters from the other side the world filter youtube with low quality conspiracies and propaganda.

Ahmadinejad the fact is my sister with four of  her friends broke into you and your friend’s houses with force and stayed there.

Ahmadinejad it is very true that you are giving the children of this nation the best foods and luxury furniture. It is only a rumor by hypocrites that they have no room for sitting and have to stand to sleep in your luxury hotels.

Ahmadinejad according to documents your helicopters are sprinkling fragrant water from above with straws and cups. Only you can perform such generous actions.

Ahmadinejad Iran is so free that anyone can buy riot clothing from the shops and sabotage whom ever they please.Theese days the police work very hard to secure the people with their lives. The police men were so dedicated to service that they didn’t find it fit to dress uniform but protected the people with plain cloths and clubs.

Today in anniversary of 18 Tir people do not go to streets despite the massive wave of Zionist Advertisement to do so. They showed they do not oppose you. Your brave officers used tear gas because they wanted to help the people weep for the those who died in 18 Tir (10 years ago).

Today they cannot prove that you are the cheater. I will never forget the day you said you were like Iman Hossein in front of ten thousand people.

I wrote about this subject because I believe you are right now just like the other times. You have the power to change personalities.

Ahmadinejad you did not steal the green handkerchief from president Mousavi who stold Karrobi’s motto of change. You prove that you are Saeed Yazid (Saeed Yazid  is a person who killed many muslims) in this Ashoora (place where he killed Iman Hossein)and you make my Iran green.

Ahmadinejad you prove that you have a PHD in the business of crime but you do not even have one in humanity.

-Poem-
Do not praise. Ok I will not praise.
Do not walk. Ok I will not walk.
Do not say anything. Ok I stay silent.
Do not lecture. Ok I will not give speeches.
Do not seek understanding. Ok but how can you ask people to not understand understanding.
I can be dumb, I can be blind,I can be dear but  it is Impossible that for me to be foolish.